HOW TO GET YOUR THING REVIEWED ON MY VAGINA
So you made a thing, huh! Awesome. My Vagina wants your thing to review, but it must be vagina-related. That can be a thing relating to vagina problems, solutions, opinions, pictures, products, toys, art, websites, calendars, devices, whatever.
We will review almost anything
However, for us to review your thing, we will need some information about it before you go to the trouble to send it to us at info@myvagina.com.
What we need
A description of the thing Any special requirements (do we need anything to make it work/use it?) Sale details – price, outlets it’s available in, etc. Your details
Things you can send us for review
Basically anything so long as it has something to do with the female reproductive system, including our feelings and thoughts about it, mugs, t-shirts, calendars, devices, songs, drawings, dance moves, new varieties of tampon, vibrators, and whatever else you can dream up. To request a review, please use the form.
Things you should know
Our reviews
We do not beat around the bush. If your thing sucks, doesn’t work, or we hate it, we will graciously but honestly say so. Conversely, if your thing is great, we will make sure everyone knows it’s great.
We give credit where credit is due, and hold each of you responsible for the thing you have created – just like we are accountable for our things.
We have no desire to slam your thing, nor do we have any desire to talk it up. We just want to give it an honest review, based on our humble opinions.
Refusals
We reserve the right to refuse to review a thing at our discretion, though it is our policy to vet things carefully prior to accepting them for review – our goal is to always review everything we accept, so unless the sky falls down or there is an unforeseen issue, you can expect your thing will be reviewed.
If your thing isn’t going to be reviewed, we will tell you why and we will not publish anything about your thing at all.
Timing
We run on our own schedule, however we do appreciate you want your thing reviewed as soon as possible. If you have a specific time-frame in mind, tell us! We are not mean monsters who want to make you wait forever for a review. We offer a 30-day turnaround time on reviews as a general rule. Some may be fast, others slow. We will get to it.
Publication
We only publish our reviews on myvagina.com.