Aunt Vadge: I’ve lost a grape inside my vagina

Grape in my vagina
  • Veronica Danger Vulvovaginal specialist naturopath
    Author: Aunt Vadge
    Qualified Naturopath | BHSc(N)

Dear Aunt Vadge,

I pushed a grape deep into my vagina with my middle finger while masturbating. After I climaxed, the grape was still deep inside me. Will it come out by itself?

Yours,
Graped
Age 27, USA


Dear Graped,

First, the big relief: it can’t get lost, and it can’t travel off anywhere into your body. The vagina is a closed pouch — it ends at your cervix, and the opening in the cervix is a pinhole, far too small for a grape to fit through.

So your grape is just sitting up at the top, where a tampon or menstrual cup would sit, going nowhere but eventually out.

To fetch it: squat down (over the loo or in the shower) and bear down like you’re pushing out a tampon or having a poo — that shortens the vagina and usually brings the grape low enough to reach, and a cough or two helps.

Then sweep a clean, lubed finger in, hook it behind the grape and draw it forward, rather than poking at it (poking just pushes it back up). Have a feel around afterwards in case the skin split. Give the douching and turkey-baster tricks a miss, by the way — they can shove it higher and strip your good bacteria.

Do get it out within a day, ideally today, because it’s food — left up there it feeds the local bugs and can quickly tip you into BV or a yeast bloom (and start to smell). If you really can’t reach it, don’t keep jabbing — pop into a sexual health clinic, GP or ER and let them grab it.

It’s a one-minute, no-judgement job, and they’ve seen everything. Our guide to fishing out a stuck tampon uses the exact same trick if you’d like the step-by-step.

Warmest regards,
Aunt Vadge

This is general information, not a substitute for personalised medical advice.



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