It’s likely your old Nokia is in the bin, but you may have one or two in a drawer or box (not that one!) somewhere. Old dumb Nokias are getting a new lease on life as vibrators in India, according to a survey. A hundred Indian women were surveyed to do a check-up on sex and love, with Nokia vibrating phones making several appearances in the survey results.
Sex toys are not as available to all women as we might like to think, so ladies in India and other places are getting creative. Homemade sex toys often incorporate phones, since the vibrate function is adjustable and useful. There are a variety of methods, however, depending on the model of phone you have.
The alarm method of turning your old phone into a vibrator
The way to program this is to set an alarm – set it to go off every minute for as long as you think you’ll need. Once the alarms start going off, your phone will keep vibrating for as long as it is set up to do so. If you are done before all the alarms go off, just delete them (or turn them off, ready for next time, same time, same place!).
Setting your ‘ringtone’ to vibrate – over and over again
So long as you can keep pressing the button, you can repeatedly ‘set’ the phone to vibrate, and use the example vibrate as your stimulation. With practice, you can keep pressing the button as quickly as you need to keep the vibration going.
Using two phones
Any two phones that can be called (so must have an active number), with one that has a vibrating alert, will do the trick. Set the phone you are going to use on yourself to vibrate, and then call from another phone. Make sure the phone number doesn’t have an answering service on it, but will just keep ringing and ringing – or vibrating and vibrating, as the case will be. This can also be fun with someone else calling you.
Special software
There are some phones that can accept software that keeps your phone vibrating as much as you need it to, but these apps are likely for modern phones, not your old Nokias.
How to masturbate with a vibrating phone
When you set your phone to vibrate to have a little fun, it is advisable to only use the phone on your clitoris, since inserting the phone into your vagina is going to fill every crevice of the phone with your vaginal fluids. This might not wreck the phone the first time, but over time, the phone will get full of your juices, that you can’t get out without washing the phone – not ideal in hygiene and good looks. The only way you could get around this mess is to cover the phone with a condom.
Happy vibrating!
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