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Aunt Vadge: his precum touched me – can I be pregnant?
Precum touched the outside (clit and outer lips) - can you get pregnant? It's very low risk. The honest answer, plus emergency contraception and cycle facts.
Aunt Vadge: we did anal-vaginal sex and now I have AV that won’t go away
Aerobic vaginitis (E. coli, E. faecalis) that won't clear for years? It's usually refed from a gut reservoir - why treating the gut, not just the vagina, works.
Aunt Vadge: I have to change my undies 4 x day
Constant clear discharge but all tests are normal and your microbiome is 98% L. crispatus? That's healthy - so stop antimicrobials. The likely hormonal cause.
Aunt Vadge: did yoga tear my clitoris?
Scared you tore your clitoris exercising? You almost certainly didn't - lingering clitoral pain is more like clitorodynia, and it's treatable. Who can help.
Aunt Vadge: what are these white dots on clitoris and underwear?
Tiny white dots on your clitoris or specks in your underwear? Usually completely harmless - Fordyce spots, keratin pearls, or even toilet paper. What they are.
Aunt Vadge: I have so much discharge all the time
Constant heavy discharge that won't clear? Why it needs an exam first, the likely hormonal and microbiome causes, and budget-friendly things that help.
Aunt Vadge: I had ureaplasma and E. coli – which treatment do I use first?
Ureaplasma cleared but multi-resistant E. coli (ESBL) with pelvic pain won't go? Why this needs doctor-led care, not products as a cure - and where support fits.
Aunt Vadge: can sperm from clothes get me pregnant?
Semen wiped off, then touched clothes, then fingering - can you get pregnant? Very low chance. Why dried sperm can't do it, plus timing and when to test.
Aunt Vadge: anal to vaginal sex, now I have a lump
A tender lump after switching from anal to vaginal sex? Often a blocked Bartholin or Skene gland - get it checked soon. Likely causes and prevention.
Aunt Vadge: why has this cut appeared on my clit?
A small cut on your clitoris? Usually just friction or a nick that heals fast. The common causes (and the one to watch if it keeps happening), plus how to heal.
Aunt Vadge: What is this little bud on my vulva?
Worried your vulva or vaginal opening doesn't look like the diagrams? You're almost certainly normal - the likely simple reason, and a calm plan for seeing a doctor.
Aunt Vadge: How do I treat histamine intolerance?
Itchy clitoris or vulva that flares before your period? It's often histamine overload. Why finding the root cause, not just chasing the itch, is the real fix.
Aunt Vadge: will your yeast treatments work on my dog’s yeasty paws?
Can a human yeast treatment fix your dog's yeasty paws? Please don't try it - she licks them, and some herbs and oils are toxic to dogs. What actually helps.
Aunt Vadge: I’m nearly 15 and don’t have my period yet
Nearly 15 with PMS symptoms and spotting but no full period yet? Usually completely normal - your body is warming up. Plus when it's worth seeing a doctor.
Aunt Vadge: can I stop using Vagifem if my microbiome report was good?
Your microbiome test came back great - can you stop Vagifem? Maybe not: your result may be because of it. Why oestrogen feeds your lactobacilli, and what to ask.
Aunt Vadge: I have ureaplasma that just won’t go away
Ureaplasma that won't clear despite antibiotics? It's often a harmless commensal - confirm it's actually causing symptoms first. Why it recurs, and what to try.
Aunt Vadge: my 10-year-old is on antibiotics for appendicitis and has an itchy vagina
Your child has an itchy vulva while on antibiotics? Usually thrush - but get it checked, as it could be threadworms. Safe comfort steps, and why not to guess.
Aunt Vadge: Can I use castor oil as lube?
Can you use castor oil as vaginal lube? Yes for occasional use - but it's gloopy and degrades latex. Our honest take, plus what to do if it's really dryness.
Aunt Vadge: I had sex the day my period ended – am I pregnant?
Sex the day your period ended, took Plan B, then got a period? You're very likely fine - here's exactly why, and why sore nipples mean Plan B, not pregnancy.
Aunt Vadge: I’ve had vaginal pinworms for 13 years – help!
Pinworms migrating into your vagina for years? It persists because the reinfection cycle never breaks. The exact protocol to finally end it - even after years.