Something else? Ask Aunt Vadge – bottom left of your screen!Aunt Vadge: I have green, watery discharge – do I have an STI?
Green, watery discharge - is it an STI? It genuinely warrants a check: classically trichomonas (which does pass between women), a forgotten tampon, or a bacterial imbalance.
Aunt Vadge: is discharge after sex normal?
A little white discharge on his penis after sex? Totally normal - it's your own arousal fluid. Plus a simple guide to which discharge actually warrants a check.
Aunt Vadge: am I entering early menopause?
Hysterectomy with ovaries kept, but now night sweats and bladder leaks years early? Retained ovaries can decline sooner - and both symptoms share one root cause.
Aunt Vadge: is it normal to be sore when I pee after sex?
Sore to pee for a few days after sex, plus trouble getting wet or climaxing a month into sex? It's usually friction from going in too dry. How to fix it.
Aunt Vadge: my daughter wants to shave her bikini line but I’m scared for her safety
Your daughter wants to remove her pubic hair and you're worried about safety? Your caution about a bare razor is sound. The safe options, and what to tell her.
Aunt Vadge: my period is a day late after me and my boyfriend got steamy
One day 'late' and terrified after oral and fingering with no genital contact? You're not pregnant - and day 31 isn't even late for your own cycle range.
Aunt Vadge: chronic constipation, vaginal rash and painful sex
Chronic constipation, heartburn and a recurring vaginal rash with painful sex? They're likely one problem via the gut-vagina axis, not three. A joined-up plan.
Aunt Vadge: why is my vagina always dry?
Always-dry vagina that started before menopause? Low oestrogen may be part of it, but that clue matters - think Sjogren's, medications or blood flow too. The fixes.
Aunt Vadge: can you catch thrush from oral?
Can you catch thrush from oral sex? It's possible, but more often oral sex just disturbs your own balance - saliva is alkaline - and your own yeast blooms. The fix.
Aunt Vadge: sore clitoris after fingering, but four days later it’s not better
A sore clitoris days after fingering often isn't a tear. A trapped hair or debris under the clitoral hood is a common, fixable cause. How to check.
Aunt Vadge: why is my vagina suddenly black?
Vulva suddenly looking darker? It's almost always normal pigmentation - genital skin is naturally darker and deepens with hormones, friction and time. Plus when it isn't.
Aunt Vadge: transparent bubbly liquid coming out of my vagina
Clear, bubbly liquid every time you're aroused since you started being fingered? That's healthy arousal fluid from your Skene's glands - a good sign, not an infection.
Aunt Vadge: what’s wrong with my vagina?
Vaginal discharge that got worse on metronidazole, plus tearing tissue and malnutrition? It's likely yeast not BV - and nutrition is the real root. The joined-up fix.
Aunt Vadge: is my vagina too short?
Worried your vagina is too short because you can touch your cervix with a finger? You measured at the wrong moment - it lengthens with arousal and the cervix lifts away.
Aunt Vadge: my period just stopped after two years
Period stopped for months and you've never had sex? Not pregnancy - usually stress, not enough fuel, or over-exercise. The causes, and why the pill isn't the fix.
Aunt Vadge: on patch, but period is two days late
On the patch with a negative test but your bleed is two days late? You're very unlikely pregnant - patch withdrawal bleeds are variable, and PCOS makes timing wander.
Aunt Vadge: I made him change the condom three times – can I still be pregnant?
Used a condom, water-tested it, but spiralling that you're pregnant? You're very unlikely to be - and your period's due in two days. Plus a kind word on the anxiety.
Aunt Vadge: we used a condom, but I was ovulating – can I be pregnant?
Used a condom but worried because it was your ovulation day? An intact condom is a barrier - it doesn't care what day it is. Why you're safe, and the EC backstop.
Aunt Vadge: lots of yellow discharge – is it yeast?
Slight yellow discharge with no itch, plus lots of white discharge - is it yeast? Probably not. Lots of white is healthy, pale yellow often is too. When to test.
Aunt Vadge: we were rough for my first time and I bled
Bled after rough first-time sex, then bled again when you checked? It's a small graze, and inspecting it reopened it. Leave it alone to heal - plus the newbie rules.